There is officially an Xbox Series S Toaster available for you to add to your collection of Microsoft-themed appliances. If you have paid attention to Xbox news, you probably remember the Xbox Series X mini-fridge, which you can now officially pair with a Series S toaster. In the future, we might even get a Series X microwave and stove to complete the look.
That’s right, Microsoft is now selling a toaster themed after the Xbox Series S — a console that doesn’t even have a disk drive. The company clearly couldn’t spring for the extra dough required for an expansion port. While your console can’t hold any discs, this toaster can hold two slices of bread and is also wide enough for a bagel. Why does this sound better than the console right now?
You can purchase this fancy home appliance from the Walmart online store. Before you go and get yourself another Xbox-branded toy, let’s break down some of the specs that this gadget is boasting. We got:
- 6 Toast Levels
- 3 Different Functions
- A Removeable Crumb Tray
- Extra Long Slot for 2 Slices of Bread
- Bread-Ready Ejection
- LED Digital Countdown Timer
Oh, did we mention that this toaster even imprints the Xbox logo straight onto your toast? This handy kitchen item is “the perfect gift for console gamers and Microsoft fans who want a little something extra to show off in the kitchen, dorm, office, or apartment.” At least, according to Microsoft it is. Microsft also promises “No more breakfast-induced jump scares or trying to spread butter on bread that’s already gone cold because you were trying to find a good save point.“
Thanks to this toaster, you can let everyone know which company you’ve sold out to as you eat your Xbox-branded bread in the dystopian future. Happy snacking and don’t forget your Xbox-branded minifridge, microwave, stove, and dishwasher. Brought to you by Microsoft.
